Geoffrey’s Rap | Tales of Adventure | September

Cover Photo C. Lee Pullen

A while ago, one of the heroes of Tales of Adventure found himself stranded in an extra-dimensional sphere with only his mind for company. We have been given the exclusive rights to show the lyrics to the song Geoffrey Banjo wrote during this predicament.

To the tune of “The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air” by Will Smith

Now this is a story all about how,
My life got flip-turned upside down
And I’d like to take a minute, just to say hello,
I’ll tell you how Lil’ Geoff, became Geoffrey Banjo…

In the middle-lands, with my Nan, was how I was raised,
Wooing ladies, how I spent most of my days,
Obviously the most popular, being this cool,
Playing loads of banjo outside of school,
When a guy called Marvin, with his stupid talent and hair,
Started calling me a virgin, which I’m not… I swear!

Seven years later I bear him to become Dragonbard,
But that’s what you get when you step in my yard!

I’ve now got my group: Bagsi, Hatchet and Trym, 
And we all go adventures, living life to the brim, 
We’ve been space pirates, cowboys, and even been to hell,
We might not be “heroes”, but we adventure well!

We… wound… up in a house after buying the deed,
And now I’m sitting here naked, waiting to be freed, 
It won’t be long, I’ll just wait right here,
Just me and my thoughts in an extra-dimensional sphere..

The new series of Tales of Adventure begins Thursday 26th September. Tickets are £7 per episode or £15 for a season pass. Purchase tickets for the first episode here.

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